Success Stories

Every week we receive hundreds of letters from satisfied Fat Chance Diet users. Here are a few representative letters.


April Chattell

Secaucus, NJ

Ever since high school, I have searched for the "perfect" weight management program. I've tried them all: The grapefruit diet, the peppercorn diet, the Mayo Clinic diet, the sandpaper diet, the Missoula diet, the Hollywood diet, and the list goes on.

Not only did I fail to lose weight on these programs, I became so depressed, confused and disoriented that I replaced all my clothes with garments displaying polka dots.

Then I discovered the Frozen Food Diet from Fat Chance Diets. I'd say that the results are pretty remarkable. Now I can eat what I want, whenever I want and not lift a finger to exercise. Yet the pounds continue to melt away.* I'm even abandoning my polka dot outfits for more a contemporary look—starting, as you can see, with my swim suit.

I feel happier and healthier than ever. I feel like a changed woman. Thank you, Dr. Truqué.

* Your results may vary.


Tony Bustamanza

Shreveport, LA

My career as a professional sanitary outflow technician was in jeopardy after I developed severe back pain during the 2011-2012 Central States Pumper Challenge series. My supervisor told me that if I didn't change my diet of Cheetos and Pabst, I would be ineligible to participate in the National Championships in Duluth.

I started on the Official NBA Diet from Fat Chance Diets in 2012 and in a matter of weeks I shed 87 pounds, reduced my waist size by 27 inches and increased my ability to hold my breath by more than a minute.*

Looking back, losing the weight was pretty easy. I never felt hungry or tired. In fact, I feel better now than I did before an above-the-ground septic tank fell on me in 2009.

I can't thank Dr. Truqué enough for helping me reach my career goal of third runner up in the Northeastern Utah Flushman of the Year Contest.

* Your results may vary.


Jeni and Joni Viccar

Ames, IA

As sisters, we have always been inseparable. Over the years we have shared toys, shared clothes, shared classes, shared cars, shared jobs and even shared boyfriends.

But we also shared way too many French fries. So as we grew up, we also grew out. We put on weight and consequently had another experience to share: obesity.

Then a friend gave us a copy of the South Beech Diet. We soon embarked on a strict diet of cellulose, and after just five months we have lost a total of 386 pounds!* It fit our personalities and lifestyle perfectly. We couldn't be happier.

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* Your results may vary.

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