Ink Jet Diet

Ink Jet Diet

If you are interested in a high-tech solution to dieting, the Ink Jet Diet may be just the ticket. You can use any brand of ink jet printer along with special paper and special calorie injected ink available exclusively from Fat Chance Diets.

Simply print out a description of any fabulous tasting meal—and then eat it. It is that simple.

For instance, if you are restricting your calories to under 1700 per day, just enter that information into your computer, press print, and voila! Your printer delivers three, full-course meals and three between-meal snacks all in delicious full color. All you do is tear or crumple up the pictures and eat them. You'll be amazed at how fast the pounds disappear.*

No need to shop. No need to mess up your kitchen. No clean up necessary.

But wait! There's more! Not only are the inks calibrated to dispense just the right amount of calories, they are packed with nutrients—all the vitamins and minerals you need for a healthy diet, and the paper is plenty high in fiber.

Both the inks and the paper come in variety of flavors including French, Italian, Chinese, Indian, and Tex-Mex. (British paper and ink are on closeout special.)

For more information about purchasing an Ink Jet Diet plan, contact us. 

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* Your results may vary.

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