Welcome to Fat Chance Diets

Tired of diets that leave you famished and sap your strength?
Burned out on diet plans that require exercise?
Had it with diets that
don't match your lifestyle?
Given up on diet plans that don't fit your personality?

With Fat Chance Diets, you diet on your terms. 

  • -- You select what to eat.
  • -- You choose when to eat.
  • -- You determine how much to eat.
  • -- You decide how often—if ever(!)—to exercise.

With Fat Chance Diets, you'll lose weight and you'll keep it off


Fat Chance Diets are successful because they are matched to your lifestyle and personality.

Click here to determine which diet plan is right for you.

Copyright © 2007-2019 Fat Chance Diets. These contents may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without our express written consent. If you use any of our stuff without asking first, we'll certainly be pissed off, and may just sue your ass for good measure. Fat Chance Diets is not associated with any legitimate weight management program or entity. (That works out just fine because no reputable weight management program or entity would wish to be associated with us.) Proper names used on this website, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is coincidental. And in case you haven't figured it out, the diet plans, books,supplements and products presented here are fiction and should not be employed in any way. Their presentation is intended for entertainment only.

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